- Nobody has ever wanted a drill. They want a hole. Most yoga listings describe the drill.
- A style name is accurate and means nothing to someone who doesn’t already know what it’s.
- There are two vocabularies: the one the practice deserves and the one people search in. Be findable in the second and truthful in the first, in that order.
- The most-typed word in this category is a place name. Leaving your town out makes you hard to find on purpose.
- The poetry only ever reaches somebody who found the page.
Let me borrow something from outside yoga entirely, because it makes this obvious in about thirty seconds.
If I handed you a drill and asked you to sell it, most people would tell me it’s high-grade steel, German-made, six blades, comes with a case. All true. None of it’s what anybody wants.
Nobody has ever wanted a drill. They want a hole.
What has this got to do with a class listing?
Most yoga listings are drill descriptions.
*Come and do Ashtanga.* *Vinyasa flow, all levels.* Those describe the thing accurately, to someone who already knows what it’s.
They don’t. They’re typing something into their phone at half ten at night because their back has been at their for three weeks, or they haven’t slept properly since March.
Their hole is a back that behaves. Yours is a style name.
Which words should you actually use?
There are two vocabularies — the one the practice deserves, and the one people search in. Both are real, and the mistake is picking one.
The listing has to be findable in the second and truthful in the first, in that order, because the poetry only ever reaches somebody who found the page.
- Lead with the problem. *For stiff backs and desk shoulders* reaches further than *therapeutic alignment-based practice*, and means the same thing.
- Use their nouns. Beginners. Gentle. Near me. Evening. Small. Over 50s. Back. Sleep.
- Say where you’re. The most-typed word in this whole category is a place name.
- Then be distinctive. Once they have found you, tell their what is different about your room.
Does this mean writing something worse?
It won’t read as beautifully, and that’s the trade rather than something to pretend away.
But a description nobody finds isn’t a description. It’s a diary entry.
Where this sits
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